pooranski

A pooranski is a small brown turd on a Honda Goldwingski.

Person 1: "Who is that nut on that motorcycle?"

Person 2: " That's gotta be pooranski."

by Lateniteowl November 26, 2021

Polanski

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.

When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.

by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Polanski

Polanski: A horrible excuse and/or justification for a heinous crime

The child rapist was quoted as giving the following Polanski, "But thirteen year olds are so cute! And she had a vagina and everything. What was I supposed to do?"

by fuckromanpolanski September 30, 2009

Roman Polanski

Pronoun, Transitive Verb, Adjective, or Verb;

The act of dressing up your partner to look like a thirteen year old boy/girl, committing unlawful sexual acts with that partner then fleeing the country in which the act was committed.

ex:
Brandon: Holy shit! Did you hear what Tosh did to his girlfriend?

Billy: No.

Brandon: We were all out drinking last Tuesday, and I think he might of pulled a Roman Polanski on her. I haven't seen him at work since...

Billy: My gosh! Well that explains the braggadocios phone calls from France, but not his absence from work.

France director sex molestation pervert pedophile Rosemary's Baby The Pianist The Ghost Writer Charlie Manson Tony Romo

by Malbojia September 21, 2010

pooranoia

The fear that poor people have that everyone is out to get what little money they have. Victims of pooranoia believe that anything that costs them any money only exists to cost them money. Pooranoia is the reason that people get upset that the included breakfast at your hotel only applies to weekdays.

**Rob is a victim of pooranoia**
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.

by 12we34rtda July 12, 2011

poonanski

Slang for a woman's special place; vagina.

She gives up the poonanski to any dude with his own car and a VISA card.

by Shepmoney June 7, 2004

Pomrenski

A tobacco chewer thats teeth have rotten and is very addicted

That britney chicks a pomrenski

by Nate , THE ENGLISH GUY March 10, 2009