A beautiful Polish man, blue eyes and a smile that lights up any room :)
He's cute as fuck because he be so gentle and humble and awkward and shy, makes you wanna hold him close.
You are one of the chosen few lucky m'fukaz if you can receive Patryk's lovin.
A beautiful Polish man, blue eyes and a smile that lights up any room :)
He's cute as fuck because he be so gentle and humble and awkward and shy, makes you wanna hold him close.
You are one of the chosen few lucky m'fukaz if you can receive Patryk's lovin.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).