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Polanski'd 

To discover a horrible flaw or truth about someone that forces you to completely re-evaluate your impression of that person.

From 'Roman Polanski' the film director who drugged and raped a thirteen year old girl.
"I thought Dave was a pretty cool guy, then I discovered he EATS kittens!"
"You just got Polanski'd."

"I used to love The Ninth Gate, then I found out what the director did."

"All these things I keep hearing about Woody Allen ."
"Yeah, he just got Polanski'd."
Polanski'd by flashwildecard February 1, 2014

Roman Polanski'd a chick 

When you Roman Polanski a bitch you flee the country after sleeping with an underage chick.
Tom: Hey Dave, want to come over later and watch a movie?
Dave: I can't man, I Roman Polanski'd a chick last night and am now in Yugoslavia.
Tom: lol

Polanski 

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.
When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.
Polanski by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Polanski 

Polanski: A horrible excuse and/or justification for a heinous crime
The child rapist was quoted as giving the following Polanski, "But thirteen year olds are so cute! And she had a vagina and everything. What was I supposed to do?"
Polanski by fuckromanpolanski September 30, 2009

Polanskaid 

A sports drink formulated by Roman Polanski to be drank directly after engaging in unlawful sexual acts with a minor.
Person 1: Goddamn I'm so thirsty, I just ran a train on that young skally.

Person 2: Grab a Polanskaid, there's some cold ones in the fridge.

Person 1: Thanks bro, I think I have an electrolyte imbalance.
Polanskaid by Dirty Rotten Rob December 27, 2011

Roman Polanski 

Pronoun, Transitive Verb, Adjective, or Verb;

The act of dressing up your partner to look like a thirteen year old boy/girl, committing unlawful sexual acts with that partner then fleeing the country in which the act was committed.
ex:
Brandon: Holy shit! Did you hear what Tosh did to his girlfriend?

Billy: No.

Brandon: We were all out drinking last Tuesday, and I think he might of pulled a Roman Polanski on her. I haven't seen him at work since...

Billy: My gosh! Well that explains the braggadocios phone calls from France, but not his absence from work.

France director sex molestation pervert pedophile Rosemary's Baby The Pianist The Ghost Writer Charlie Manson Tony Romo
Roman Polanski by Malbojia September 21, 2010

Roman Polanski 

A disgusting bastard who raped a child. He is the reason I don't give a damn about the Oscars anymore.
Oscar voters: Roman is a good director so all is forgiven.
Me: You guys need to go to hell.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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