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Giving fake sympathy to someone who is full of self pity / playing the victim role / wants attention (they are whinging/whining over nothing usually) - but really you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up!
Someone who likes to share their misery 24/7 with everyone in order to get sympathy (for example on facebook) - 'So fed up I slumped on my bed while nobody cares :o(' (OH POOR YOU!!)

'Nothing is going right today... :o(' (OH POOR YOU! DIDDUMS)
Poor You by Ginaaa_Baby August 17, 2011
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you poor thing 

A tiktok video of a person dressed up as ghost face with a caption saying “you poor thing” now people comment on ghost face related videos saying you poor thing to mock that person
*post ghost face videos*

One day later
Why do all the comments say you poor thing….

you poor thing 

a saying referring to a man doing a thirst trap wearing a ghostface mask
*Person sees a figure slightly resembling ghostface*
Person: "you poor thing."
you poor thing by sussiestimposter September 12, 2021

you poor thing 

if you say this and have a ghost face mask account on tiktok and use that one audio… you literally suck mad did
“ you poor thing. „
you poor thing by rossumsbabe September 16, 2021

Do you desire a poor experience? 

What you say before putting on a hoodie setting your eye on fire and ripping off all your skin
broke: Do you want to have a bad time?

woke: Do you desire a poor experience?

you’re having a poor bloke on 

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....
I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially... 

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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