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Giving fake sympathy to someone who is full of self pity / playing the victim role / wants attention (they are whinging/whining over nothing usually) - but really you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up!
Someone who likes to share their misery 24/7 with everyone in order to get sympathy (for example on facebook) - 'So fed up I slumped on my bed while nobody cares :o(' (OH POOR YOU!!)

'Nothing is going right today... :o(' (OH POOR YOU! DIDDUMS)
Poor You by Ginaaa_Baby August 17, 2011
Words you can keep

you poor thing 

A tiktok video of a person dressed up as ghost face with a caption saying “you poor thing” now people comment on ghost face related videos saying you poor thing to mock that person
*post ghost face videos*

One day later
Why do all the comments say you poor thing….

you poor thing 

a saying referring to a man doing a thirst trap wearing a ghostface mask
*Person sees a figure slightly resembling ghostface*
Person: "you poor thing."
you poor thing by sussiestimposter September 12, 2021

you poor thing 

if you say this and have a ghost face mask account on tiktok and use that one audio… you literally suck mad did
“ you poor thing. „
you poor thing by rossumsbabe September 16, 2021

Do you desire a poor experience? 

What you say before putting on a hoodie setting your eye on fire and ripping off all your skin
broke: Do you want to have a bad time?

woke: Do you desire a poor experience?

you’re having a poor bloke on 

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....
I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially... 

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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