anonymousclucker's definitions

Do you desire a poor experience?

What you say before putting on a hoodie setting your eye on fire and ripping off all your skin

broke: Do you want to have a bad time?

woke: Do you desire a poor experience?

by anonymousclucker December 1, 2018

Professor Ku Klux

The guy who named the Great White Shark, White Grapes and the Killer Whale (which is black).

Who made up this shit? Professor Ku Klux?!

by anonymousclucker June 18, 2018

The Back Nine

A golf course that takes forever to complete.

I hate the back nine. 2.0 cogs galore, mazes that make no sense, and lots of bugs.

by anonymousclucker July 30, 2018

sugondalia

the place sugondese people come from

I'm going to sugondalia to meet some sugondese people!

by anonymousclucker August 5, 2018

the government

a bunch of damn fools

Taxation is theft, I don't play by the rules.

I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools.

by anonymousclucker August 8, 2018

Pub Medic

A mythical creature in TF2, it's a hoax created by the 3-6 heavy mains to satisfy their needs of throwing a sandvich at someone's face.

You see here, son. Back in my day Pub Medics roamed the badlands. Those brave punching bags in lab coats sometimes risking their lives for the team.

by anonymousclucker August 13, 2018

AGMOIMAOGPAOGM

the sound that comes out of my mouth when i play crash bandicoot

I FUCKING FAILED AT THIS LEVEL FOR THE 40TH GOD DAMN TIME AGMOIMAOGPAOGM AGOMIEAGMOIAEWIG,EAOIGHEOAIHGJHOIAFHIOSRE KJDHOJGOFPIKJHDGMSOIP

by anonymousclucker August 17, 2018