Poopstars

When you butthole is so tight you poop out lil star shaped turds

man after She went up there with the icicle I made poopstars for a week !

Poopstars by Shiskaboom April 9, 2010

Pooptardus 

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

Poopstacle 

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.

I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.

Poopstacle by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015

Pooptart 

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

Pooptart by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.

1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

pooptastic by The masters of the poo July 25, 2006

poopsturbate

The act of manually achieving orgasm shortly after a successful bowel movement.

I always poopsturbate once a day, usually after my classes.

poopsturbate by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009