poopstar 

A wannabe popstar who doesn't have much talent.

Diana: "Have you heard about (insert music artist here)?"

Yvonne: "Oh joy, another poopstar to stink up the music industry!"

poopstar by Thora Rogers May 4, 2006

poopstar 

An anus, as it resembles a star and is used to defacate.

I was checkin' out this stripper, and she winked at me with her poopstar

poopstar by slickster September 18, 2003

poopstar

someone known to poop quickly and without hesitation or concerns; usually revered by IBS community

I went to my usual public spot to take my weekly dump but of course the poopstar wasn’t there to enthuse my bowels.

poopstar by justheretolaugh February 4, 2026

popstart 

1. A newbie "Popstar", someone who's career hasn't lasted long enough to be taken seriously. 2. A young Popstar who has sabotaged/disabled his or her career through obtuse/criminal acts.

Examples of Popstarts: Justin Bieber, Spencer Pratt, Lindsay Lohan

popstart by H88s January 29, 2014

Pooptardus 

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

Poopstacle 

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.

I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.

Poopstacle by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015