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Poopstitute

A poopstitute is someone that sells their body strictly for meth. Also commonly works for the task force and fucks the plug. Will do almost anything for a bump. Can't be trusted a dirty grimey hoe.
The plug been fucking around with that poopstitute Ashley and shes gonna end up telling on him.
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payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
by Lorin B. October 15, 2008
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unpaid prostitute

A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.
From SNL parody of Girls:

Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
by Lorelili December 18, 2013
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Princess gone Prostitute

Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.
That bitch with her leggings, knee-high boots, and exposed bra is a total princess gone prostitute.
by princess not prostitute August 30, 2011
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The Poopshitters

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection
Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*
by Large Fumes February 19, 2021
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Proofstitute

A person who enjoys high proofed spirits, such as barrell proof, cask strength, full proof varieties of the favorite liquor.
HotButteryRolls from YouTube is a proofstitute
by tonytwotoes January 8, 2021
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Prostitute State

A state that lowers its living standards to attract business
“Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”
by abe_froman_was_here May 5, 2011
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