poopminer 

one who knows how to excavate the poopal area with a mining tool. these tools can range from toothpicks to ice picks to your very own tool.

chelsey would have been a great poopminer if she was a dude.

poopminer by frannie__is__a__poopsmith December 27, 2006

poopinary 

This word means much the same as lower GI (e.g., your colon and bunghole); as pissinary means the same as urinary tract.

Harold, you'll have to take those squalling carpet pigs to school this morning -- I have something wrong with my poopinary tract and I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:30!

poopinary by Telephony May 16, 2014

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital 

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.

My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital by Penisnipples December 27, 2010

Poopmite

Poopmite is..... well.... how do I say this................ I think he may have had involvement in 9/11. As in the terrorist attacks... idk! However, what I do know about poopmite is that he is related to Obama, Poopigga and Bohn Jean.

Poopmite not halal...... just built a little different 😈

Poopmite by CindyDriver September 24, 2020

Poopiter 

An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.

Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.

Poopiter by Mr Patbob August 27, 2014

Poopmonger 

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter

Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger

Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009

Poopweiner 

A weiner that has visited many a few anuses.

Dude Brian Peppers is such a Poopweiner.

Poopweiner by Gavin Michael August 4, 2008