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Poopmonger 

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter
Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger
Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009
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Poopmonger 

Person who dropped a deuce in the toilet and left it as though to be acting out as a pusher of feces. One who really superimposes feces onto another individuals day.
Hey man, did you see that big ass bowl load of crap that someone left in the toilet??? What a friggin poopmonger!!!
Poopmonger by Riddla' May 2, 2021

Poopmonger 

They who habitually choose the Asshole Throne, (the middle toilet in the restroom,) especially if all stalls are empty when they choose their seat, and spread the Gospel of Stank (stink up the entire restroom)
That person over there Is a real Poopmonger, they always use the middle stall by choice.. they really spread the Good News of the Gospel of Stank.
Poopmonger by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020

poopmonkey420 

"man poopmonkey420 got hella drip bro."
poopmonkey420 by snapchat3 February 23, 2020

ThePoopMonkey/Poopmonkey420 

A small tiktoker that joined tiktok in 2018 with the name "momo_is_the_one" and had later changed it to "poopmonkey420", then to finally "thepoopmonkey". He gained a large following on tiktok by posting random and funny tiktoks. His most viral time was in 2019. He sadly left tiktok in early 2021.
"Poopmonkey420 is a very funny tiktoker"
"ThePoopMonkey is my favorite tikoker!"

ThePoopMonkey/Poopmonkey420

poopmancer 

A wizard, who's speciality involves the resurrection of poop particles, to destroy his enemy.
Trent's lvl 118 poopmancer's horde of fecal elite archers, totally brung down my lvl 100 penis warrior.
poopmancer by masterwarrior32122 August 24, 2009

Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.
Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.
Poopfingering by the jc creeper March 30, 2009
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