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Poopiter 

An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.
Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.
Poopiter by Mr Patbob August 27, 2014
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poopitrator 

(n.) The person who craps in the bathroom and smells it up for everyone else who comes in after them.
Sally: Gross this bathroom smells like crap!
Jane: I just saw Isabel come out of here, maybe it was her!
Sally: She's the poopitrator!
poopitrator by Ash12345 December 31, 2007

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.
"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"
Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopitraitor 

Someone who sprays fecal matter everywhere while "lettin one loose".
That guy shoots poops everywhere...he's such a poopitraitor.
poopitraitor by Jeff Winters October 29, 2004

poopster 

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused
student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"
poopster by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

poopterious

Being mysterious about one's poop.
Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.
poopterious by Lesmarie March 17, 2013

Poopy poopster 

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.
"omg you're such a poopy poopster"
Poopy poopster by The real poopy August 8, 2019
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