poopku 

A haiku about feces.

I wrote a sweet poopku the other day while on the toilet. It was in perfect haiku meter.

poopku by ty5on June 3, 2017

poopbuttin 

a really shitty situation that stinks to high heaven, and makes you scowl as if you smell shit, like there is poop hangin' out of your butt.

I just drove my car into a tree because some asshole ran me off the road. that's some poopbuttin' right there.

poopbuttin by Peven glugh January 22, 2021

playing poopsum 

Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.

Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.

playing poopsum by whatchootalkingboutwillis May 17, 2018

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

Poopourri 

Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.

Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!

Poopourri by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009

Poopular 

Being very well know but having a bad reputation.

Tom: "Dude, she's super poopular. She sleeps with almost every guy she meets!"

Jerry: "Yeah I better stay away from her."

Poopular by HonorTheSoldier December 4, 2013

Popkun

The goal of Pop'n Music is to pop little things called Popkuns to earn points.

Then a long stream of popkuns raped me.

Popkun by Mystic839/RPGgamerkid (gamefaqs) July 12, 2004