poopbuttin

a really shitty situation that stinks to high heaven, and makes you scowl as if you smell shit, like there is poop hangin' out of your butt.

I just drove my car into a tree because some asshole ran me off the road. that's some poopbuttin' right there.

by Peven glugh January 22, 2021

poopbutt

A sucker who lacks street smarts and is easily played; a mark.

"I ain't the one, the one to get played like a poopbutt...ya see I'm from the streets, and I know what's up." -Ice Cube, N.W.A.'s "I Ain't Tha 1"

John talked Rusty into buying "turbo-powered" toilet paper for double the price of regular. Man, what a poopbutt that guy is.

by Nick D August 28, 2005

Poopbutt

A person who just can’t take it to the next level in life, a clown.

My dad would say “you know I didn’t raise no poopbutt’s”.

by Slammer.T. January 19, 2022

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

by kangtommy November 6, 2014

poobutton.com

The website of the dastardly "Poo Button".

This button, if pressed three times, reveals a video of a guy shitting on a naked woman with Scatman John - Scatman playing in the background.

www.poobutton.com Go at your own risk. You know you want to.

A is the giver and B is the receiver.
A: Hey dude, check out poobutton.com!
B: Cool! *types in url* A red button. How nice.
A: Press it.
B: *presses* Hm. *presses again* This is fun―*presses a third time* (Scatman plays in background) AAUGH! FUCK DUDE! YOU'RE FUCKING SICK!

by AWarnerS December 30, 2011

poopbuttcum

When somebody says something so foul, that you can only use this insult as a last resort.
This statement is even more damaging than poo poo head.

Example:

Jimmy boy: Your dog died, haha loser.
You: HOW DARE YOU!! You sir, are the biggest piece of poopbuttcum, I’ve ever met.

by BigManUncleBowen December 1, 2022

poopbutt

A sissy, a person/people with no game, a crybaby.

Man, leave that poopbutt alone!

by Tim August 6, 2003