poopknife 

a knife that is usually used for cutting up big fat turds stuck in the toliet after someone has been constipated for a long period of time.

who left poop on my poopknife?

poopknife by olaf the pimp December 12, 2006

poop knife 

A knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete turds that would otherwise clog the toilet. Poop knives should be dull (since an accidental skin laceration would result in infection) and long-handled. Poop knives should never be used during the bowel movement.

You may want to find something else to butter your toast with, for that is my poop knife.

poop knife by Sheridan Bucket June 28, 2008

Poop Knife 

An idea, tool or tradition that was originally thought to be ubiquitous, then discovered to be unique to one's own social group (usually a family), then finally revealed to be far less unique than one thought, though still rare enough that an average person will likely not know about it.

The literal poop knife (a knife used for separating large turds into smaller pieces, such that they fit down the toilet) is the best example.

I thought it was just my family that celebrated Three Kings' Day. Turned out to be a poop knife.

Poop Knife by thorvindr May 28, 2019

poopkike 

a person of African-American and Jewish descent; the offspring of African-American and Jewish parents; a wealthy person who acts or pretends to be ghetto; a racist oxymoron that demonstrates jewish and african-american stereotypes (e.g., stealing items on sale); a wannabe player who portrays wealth but isn't (e.g., drives a nice car but still lives rent-free at home); a person who acts rich at the discotheque and/or strip club, but regrets it the next day.

Lenny Kravitz is my favourite celebrity poopkike.

You spent half your paycheck last night at the club, only to get a fake phone number... man, you're such a poopkike!

poopkike by Josh Donkey February 25, 2009

poopsniffer 

A poopsniffer is a person who likes to go around sticking their noses into other people's less than favorable circumstances.

Dude, you know I'm going through a divorce. No, you can't do my wife. You are such a poopsniffer.

poopsniffer by Sam June 9, 2003

icy poop knife 

A frozen dagger made of feces

Watch out Billy, he's got an icy poop knife!

icy poop knife by Cletus April 10, 2015

Pooniferous 

A middle aged transvestite clown that lives in an old 1960s burgundy trailer. Pooniferous is an odd thing that eats children and male semen, but can spawn a fetus from its mouth. He likes to lather himself in peanut butter and likes to make sculptures of his victims with the remaining peanut butter. He is also known to have sick sexual amusement from jumper cables clamped to his pancake nipples.

I just saw pooniferous buying seventeen cans of peanut butter at the grocery store.

I woke up this morning and the hood to my car was open. Pooniferous must had come by last night.

Pooniferous by Pooniferousatemychildren461 March 23, 2011