a knife that is usually used for cutting up big fat turds stuck in the toliet after someone has been constipated for a long period of time.
by olaf the pimp December 12, 2006
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by Sheridan Bucket June 28, 2008
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An idea, tool or tradition that was originally thought to be ubiquitous, then discovered to be unique to one's own social group (usually a family), then finally revealed to be far less unique than one thought, though still rare enough that an average person will likely not know about it.
The literal poop knife (a knife used for separating large turds into smaller pieces, such that they fit down the toilet) is the best example.
The literal poop knife (a knife used for separating large turds into smaller pieces, such that they fit down the toilet) is the best example.
by thorvindr May 28, 2019
Get the Poop Knife mug.a person of African-American and Jewish descent; the offspring of African-American and Jewish parents; a wealthy person who acts or pretends to be ghetto; a racist oxymoron that demonstrates jewish and african-american stereotypes (e.g., stealing items on sale); a wannabe player who portrays wealth but isn't (e.g., drives a nice car but still lives rent-free at home); a person who acts rich at the discotheque and/or strip club, but regrets it the next day.
Lenny Kravitz is my favourite celebrity poopkike.
You spent half your paycheck last night at the club, only to get a fake phone number... man, you're such a poopkike!
You spent half your paycheck last night at the club, only to get a fake phone number... man, you're such a poopkike!
by Josh Donkey February 25, 2009
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by Sam June 9, 2003
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Get the icy poop knife mug.A middle aged transvestite clown that lives in an old 1960s burgundy trailer. Pooniferous is an odd thing that eats children and male semen, but can spawn a fetus from its mouth. He likes to lather himself in peanut butter and likes to make sculptures of his victims with the remaining peanut butter. He is also known to have sick sexual amusement from jumper cables clamped to his pancake nipples.
I just saw pooniferous buying seventeen cans of peanut butter at the grocery store.
I woke up this morning and the hood to my car was open. Pooniferous must had come by last night.
I woke up this morning and the hood to my car was open. Pooniferous must had come by last night.
by Pooniferousatemychildren461 March 23, 2011
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