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Recieving oral sex while taking a shit.
Henriette gave me the best poopjob last night.
poopjob by poo90 October 22, 2008
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reverse poopjob 

Another word for anal sex, according to Andrew Biersack and Matt Good.
Matt Good: You know, getting buttfucked wouldn't be that bad for getting a bat belt. It's like ten minutes of weird pain.. like backwards poop.. and then.. and then you have a sweet bat belt forever you can climb buildings, you can throw grenades at people..

Andrew Biersack: Is getting buttfucked like backwards poop? Write it. Matt Good thinks being buttfucked is like a reverse poopjob.

Bavarian poopjob 

The act of anal without emptying the bowels beforehand so that feces gets on the cock and then using said feces as lubricant for a handjob.
Stacy and I got freaky last night, so freaky that she finally gave me a bavarian poopjob.

Poophobia 

The fear of pooping.
Carl died of poophobia. His stomach was full of shit and explodes.
Poophobia by ZguegMan May 8, 2014

Poop Job 

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee
Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
Poop Job by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019
When a girl shits on a guy's cock then proceeds to jack it off.
Trollieman is such a fag. He got a poojob from an Orangutan!
Poojob by Iceberg33 August 30, 2010

poonjobcholie 

one of the WORST possible terms you could ever call someone even worse then cunt
damn, bubba called me a poonjobcholie man
poonjobcholie by ant lop September 5, 2011
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