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When you get a blowjob mid poop.
T: That girl gave that guy a poojob!
B: You're adopted.
poojob by rocksniffer72 August 24, 2021
Related Words
Poojobby • Poo Job • poonjob • Poojab • Pooob • phojob • Podjob • POJOBA • Poobjob • poobob

reverse poopjob 

Another word for anal sex, according to Andrew Biersack and Matt Good.
Matt Good: You know, getting buttfucked wouldn't be that bad for getting a bat belt. It's like ten minutes of weird pain.. like backwards poop.. and then.. and then you have a sweet bat belt forever you can climb buildings, you can throw grenades at people..

Andrew Biersack: Is getting buttfucked like backwards poop? Write it. Matt Good thinks being buttfucked is like a reverse poopjob.
When a girl is pretending to give you a blow job, but is actually just using her wet hand

First coined in "Hall Pass" (2011)
Julio: dude! yesterday sara gave me the best blowjob ever, but she wouldn't let me look!

Harry: you ass! she does that to everyone! it was just a phojob...
phojob by Horndog9111 June 14, 2011

poojabber 

someone who jabs poo (while still in the orifice)
gee, elton john sure is a poojabber
poojabber by poojabber March 21, 2003
a name given to a man of same sex Orientation who likes to jab at the poo
Jamie: Hey Abe look at that guy over there.
Abe: Yer, you can tell that guy is a poojaba
poojaba by abey101 September 19, 2008

poojoing 

Verb. To poojoe, taking a cup of coffee into the bathroom and drinking it in order to force a shit.
Damn! Every morning I see him poojoing into the employee restroom and nastying the place up.
poojoing by thegster October 26, 2012
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