poopeye 

When a woman who wears way too much mascara gives you the "I want you now" look.

A: "Did you see that chick man ?"
B: "what chick ?"
A: "The one over there giving me the poopeye"

poopeye by Violentmouse October 17, 2010

Popeye car 

A car with only 1 headlight on, like Popeye The Sailor Man cartoon.

Fuckin' eh, man, did you notice that last night we saw like 25 of those Popeye cars?!

Popeye car by Starchylde July 11, 2015

popeye point 

When you get so angry,frustrated, and now action must be taken. "thats all I can stands I can't stands no more!"

All that bitchin and naggin bout shit has got me to my popeye point. Gonna see that lawyer today!

popeye point by obewan February 21, 2006

Popeyes Biscuit 

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.

"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

Popeyes Biscuit by holy booty bandit April 6, 2021

popeye’s biscuit 

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch

“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck” i know bitch

popeye’s biscuit by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.

Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!

poopey kramp by gofr March 28, 2008

Popeye 

The Most Vicious Man In History.
Physically identified by his inhumanly huge forearms (and possibly, calf muscles), squinty eye, pipe-smoking habit, and incessant mumbling and mispronunciation of words, this cartoon/comic strip sailor from many years ago is typically found fighting anyone from his rival "Bluto", to Sinbad the sailor himself, for the affection of the possibly anorexic and incredibly small-breasted "Olive Oyl".

Best known for his fondness of a certain green leafy vegetable, Popeye (already a fairly rough and tough individual) has been known to increase in strength, agility, speed, and nearly every other positive physical attribute as a result of his eating of Spinach. Also, inexplicably, upon the consumption of said Spinach, songs such as "Three Cheers for the Red, White, and Blue" and certain other notable pieces of classic patriotic music tend to play out of nowhere, along with a small portrait of a turbine engine, piston, or cannon firing being strangely superimposed over Popeye's bicep.

Should you ever be in a situation where you have offended/attacked/are caught in a barfight with Popeye, and must defend yourself, restrict his spinach consumption at all costs. If this is impossible, your only option is to run. For the love of God, just turn and run, because as soon as you hear that music start playing, it's too late. What is that? What is that song!? Oh God, he's heard me! Oh my God, not that, no Popeye, noooaaaaaaieeeee-

I 'yam what I 'yam, and that's all that I 'yam! -Popeye

"I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eat's me spinach... I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!" -Popeye

Popeye by Grin Reaper April 7, 2003