Another name for the infection Pink Eye, which has been rumored to be caused by fecal matter contaminating the eye. In the movie "Knocked Up" there is a scene where the character Martin is asked if someone took a dump in his eyes because they were so red from being high.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

When a woman who wears way too much mascara gives you the "I want you now" look.