Popeyed

When you're on the telephone and tell someone you have to go but an hour later you're still talking. You got popeyed!

"You're STILL on the phone with Joe? Damn, you got Popeyed"

by Hangar18TFR November 28, 2014

Popeyed

When a woman sits on your face, and she’s so large she makes your eyes pop out of your head.

Paul was standing in line for fried chicken when he saw a beautiful BBW and decided to take her home.
He was so excited when he undressed her and pulled her in his face that he Popeyed his couch.

by Ballsinmybutt July 7, 2018

popeyed

When you're passed out drunk in the back of your girl's car, and she's drunk, but thinks you need to sober up, so she tries to feed you spinach while you're passed out.

My baby tried to kill me when she popeyed me with her salad.

by digitalizard August 29, 2018

Popeye car

A car with only 1 headlight on, like Popeye The Sailor Man cartoon.

Fuckin' eh, man, did you notice that last night we saw like 25 of those Popeye cars?!

by Starchylde July 11, 2015

popeye point

When you get so angry,frustrated, and now action must be taken. "thats all I can stands I can't stands no more!"

All that bitchin and naggin bout shit has got me to my popeye point. Gonna see that lawyer today!

by obewan February 21, 2006

Popeyes Biscuit

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.

"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

by holy booty bandit April 6, 2021

popeye’s biscuit

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch

“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck” i know bitch

by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019