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When a woman sits on your face, and she’s so large she makes your eyes pop out of your head.
Paul was standing in line for fried chicken when he saw a beautiful BBW and decided to take her home.
He was so excited when he undressed her and pulled her in his face that he Popeyed his couch.
Popeyed by Ballsinmybutt July 7, 2018
When you're passed out drunk in the back of your girl's car, and she's drunk, but thinks you need to sober up, so she tries to feed you spinach while you're passed out.
My baby tried to kill me when she popeyed me with her salad.
popeyed by digitalizard August 29, 2018

Popeye car 

A car with only 1 headlight on, like Popeye The Sailor Man cartoon.
Fuckin' eh, man, did you notice that last night we saw like 25 of those Popeye cars?!
Popeye car by Starchylde July 11, 2015

popeye point 

When you get so angry,frustrated, and now action must be taken. "thats all I can stands I can't stands no more!"
All that bitchin and naggin bout shit has got me to my popeye point. Gonna see that lawyer today!
popeye point by obewan February 21, 2006

Popeyes Biscuit 

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.
"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

popeye’s biscuit 

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch
“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fucki know bitch