Pooptash 

To put your finger up your arse and wipe it underneath someone's nose (the moustache area).

Heather gave Amy a nice, thick pooptash as she slept.

Pooptash by SexMeUp January 1, 2007

poontash

The pubic hair of a woman, which can resemble a moustache.

yes it definitely can.

'...so i shaved her poontash....kinky stuff....'

poontash by LIAM SHOT SADDAM January 9, 2008

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.

1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

pooptastic by The masters of the poo July 25, 2006

pooptastic

An amalgam of the word "Poop" and "Fantastic." Something that is so fantastically "poopy" that it is noteworthy. This particular quality invokes feeling not of dismay, but awe. When something is pooptastic, it is unalterable - you must simply walk away.

This software application is utterly pooptastic, I can do nothing with it.

pooptastic by buceypooh January 30, 2007

Pootash 

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

Pootash by Dickhead July 19, 2003

pooptastrophe 

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

pooptastrophe by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

pooptasm 

The action of having an orgasm from pooping.

Dude i totally just had a pooptasm while taking a dump.

pooptasm by Jimmy Conolly April 14, 2009