the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.
by caoboi July 13, 2015
Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.
I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...
by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010
"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."
by Coatsey July 18, 2013
Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet
Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.
by B Knox April 30, 2008
"Oh man I ate some half cooked cookies and I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to go because I'll be in there forever."
-Poocrastination
-Poocrastination
by Coefficient of Friction January 25, 2010
To put of the act of taking a dump because you don't want to miss a show, game, etc. This usually results in a huge crap coming out all at once right when you finally sit down on the john.
Man, earlier I was watching the game and I poocrastinated in the 4th quarter 'cus it was such a good game. Now my butthole hurts like hell.
by foolpoo October 21, 2009
by PrincessBLARITY October 4, 2015