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Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
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dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
plonker by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003
someone who grinds poon excessively to the point of clinically being considered a nymphomaniac. all pooners portray a certain "knack" for the seduction and grinding of pretty much any poon that comes their way. because of this most pooners are carriers of many different sexually transmitted diseases.
man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.
pooner by rabidchia October 18, 2009
A derogatory word for a transgender male. Derived from the word “Poon” meaning a woman’s vagina.
I think Ayden is a pooner, he’s too short to be a cis man.
Pooner by Mawzie January 6, 2022
Slang for a transman. Probably a corruption of the word penis combined with poon, slang for vagina, with influence from terms such as ponos
That pooner is getting a phalloplasty
pooner by Boymoder McPoyle August 28, 2022
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.
plonker by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005