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To own someone, PWN or OWN, esp in a game
I would poonzer them in Unreal Tournament, or My computer poonzers theirs
poonzer by Will November 12, 2004
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A word Will uses when he OWNS you
I can't wait to poonzer you
poonzer by tiff November 12, 2004
someone who grinds poon excessively to the point of clinically being considered a nymphomaniac. all pooners portray a certain "knack" for the seduction and grinding of pretty much any poon that comes their way. because of this most pooners are carriers of many different sexually transmitted diseases.
man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.
pooner by rabidchia October 18, 2009
A derogatory word for a transgender male. Derived from the word “Poon” meaning a woman’s vagina.
I think Ayden is a pooner, he’s too short to be a cis man.
Pooner by Mawzie January 6, 2022
Slang for a transman. Probably a corruption of the word [penis] combined with poon, slang for vagina, with influence from terms such as ponos
That pooner is getting a phalloplasty
pooner by Boymoder McPoyle August 28, 2022

schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.
Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.
schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019
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