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Humorous misspelling of the word "penis." Comes from a translation of a Fate/Stay Night parody comic, where the translators kept the Japanese convention of using circles to edit out certain letters of certain words; the self-censored term for "penis" thus appeared as "p•n•s", and conceivably as "ponos," "pOnOs" or "p0n0s" - all variations which have been used on the internet. Usually used in conjunction with another similarly censored term, vagooo.
Put your ponos up to my vagooo and j-JAM IT IN! (Actual usage from the original Fate/Stay Night parody)
ponos by Michael Whatsit April 10, 2007
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The Japanese company that made the best game ever, The Battle Cats.
PONOS Co. Is the best game developer ever!
PONOS by Castaway cat August 20, 2019
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Japanese company that made "The Battle Cats", the best game in the world.
Person 1: Do you know Ponos? Its an awesome company!
Person 2: Oh yea, those that made The Battle Cats, I love them
Ponos by IRXOSM March 2, 2021
ponos by Furrys? Hello no November 19, 2018

malama pono 

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.
Malama pono my friend, until we met again.
malama pono by oceancats April 19, 2017
Portmanteau or blend of "Pinoy Aussie," referring to a Filipino who migrated to Australia, embracing the country and its way of life, yet retaining some aspects of their Filipino heritage. May also refer to a person born in Australia of Filipino Heritage.

Etymology:
Aussie - An Australian. One that lives in Australia.

Pinoy - Slang for Filipino male.

Pinay - Slang for Filipino female.

Term coined by Eduardo Maria De La Cruz Gutierrez, in his 2012 book, "Pinosi (Pinoy Aussie): A Filipino Immigrant in Australia 42 Years."
Frank: Hey Benny, you're a Pinoy, but you play cricket...and follow the footy. You're pretty much an Aussie!
Michael: Yeah, he's a Pinosi.
Pinosi by Totallyfrank June 20, 2013

Tri Poloski 

Literally the greatest song to ever exist
Origin: Russia
"Thats a pretty good song"
"Nah mate that's nothing compared to Tri Poloski"
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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