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Humorous misspelling of the word "penis." Comes from a translation of a Fate/Stay Night parody comic, where the translators kept the Japanese convention of using circles to edit out certain letters of certain words; the self-censored term for "penis" thus appeared as "p•n•s", and conceivably as "ponos," "pOnOs" or "p0n0s" - all variations which have been used on the internet. Usually used in conjunction with another similarly censored term, vagooo.
Put your ponos up to my vagooo and j-JAM IT IN! (Actual usage from the original Fate/Stay Night parody)
ponos by Michael Whatsit April 10, 2007
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The Japanese company that made the best game ever, The Battle Cats.
PONOS Co. Is the best game developer ever!
PONOS by Castaway cat August 20, 2019
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Japanese company that made "The Battle Cats", the best game in the world.
Person 1: Do you know Ponos? Its an awesome company!
Person 2: Oh yea, those that made The Battle Cats, I love them
Ponos by IRXOSM March 2, 2021
ponos by Furrys? Hello no November 19, 2018

malama pono 

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.
Malama pono my friend, until we met again.
malama pono by oceancats April 19, 2017
Portmanteau or blend of "Pinoy Aussie," referring to a Filipino who migrated to Australia, embracing the country and its way of life, yet retaining some aspects of their Filipino heritage. May also refer to a person born in Australia of Filipino Heritage.

Etymology:
Aussie - An Australian. One that lives in Australia.

Pinoy - Slang for Filipino male.

Pinay - Slang for Filipino female.

Term coined by Eduardo Maria De La Cruz Gutierrez, in his 2012 book, "Pinosi (Pinoy Aussie): A Filipino Immigrant in Australia 42 Years."
Frank: Hey Benny, you're a Pinoy, but you play cricket...and follow the footy. You're pretty much an Aussie!
Michael: Yeah, he's a Pinosi.
Pinosi by Totallyfrank June 20, 2013

Tri Poloski 

Literally the greatest song to ever exist
Origin: Russia
"Thats a pretty good song"
"Nah mate that's nothing compared to Tri Poloski"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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