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Humorous misspelling of the word "penis." Comes from a translation of a Fate/Stay Night parody comic, where the translators kept the Japanese convention of using circles to edit out certain letters of certain words; the self-censored term for "penis" thus appeared as "p•n•s", and conceivably as "ponos," "pOnOs" or "p0n0s" - all variations which have been used on the internet. Usually used in conjunction with another similarly censored term, vagooo.
Put your ponos up to my vagooo and j-JAM IT IN! (Actual usage from the original Fate/Stay Night parody)
by Michael Whatsit April 03, 2007
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A guy with extremely good social skills and high intellect. Extremely sexy and good at sports and an amazing musician. HAHA SUCK MY GRITS
1. Pono is so talented

2. Pono likes to do people.
by jackieieieieie September 18, 2012
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Noah: Eh, Aunty Miyamoto!
Aunty Miyamoto: Eh, Pono!
by CM Oreo April 19, 2004
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An annoying faggot that makes up shit and lies out of his ass 24/7. Enjoys big cocks and always takes it in the butt. Says he's the shit but never proves himself. Can't do any kind of flip, or even a heel flip, since the pavement is never right. If seen, contact the humane society and report a wild faggot. Hope he gets neutered.
Hey guys did you see pono?

Yeah man, he fucking sucked my dads cock, and then bailed a front flip. What a gay guy.
by Anal faggina December 12, 2014
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