phonker

Absolute swagger. Usually has good music taste and a dick size of a horse.

average phonker: hello
Jennifer: omg hi let's have sex

by phonker420 March 14, 2023

phonker

a neopaganist techkno shaman that doesnt gove a fuck about nothing....

What a phonker

by phonker April 15, 2003

phonker

some who doesnt phonk around

damn he is such a phonker

by funkylicious mandum August 11, 2022

ponkers

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

Phonerbate

See Phonerbation, past tense of Phonerbation. Sex over the phone.

Did you Phonerbate yesterday?

by Peter J Cireus August 22, 2008

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

Phonerbation

Having Phone sex, maasturbation with assistance

Oh hey honey lets Phonerbation tonight

by Peter J Cireus June 25, 2008