phonker

Absolute swagger. Usually has good music taste and a dick size of a horse.

average phonker: hello
Jennifer: omg hi let's have sex

phonker by phonker420 March 14, 2023

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phonker

a neopaganist techkno shaman that doesnt gove a fuck about nothing....

What a phonker

phonker by phonker April 15, 2003

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phonker

some who doesnt phonk around

damn he is such a phonker

phonker by funkylicious mandum August 11, 2022

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ponkers

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

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Phonerbate

See Phonerbation, past tense of Phonerbation. Sex over the phone.

Did you Phonerbate yesterday?

Phonerbate by Peter J Cireus August 22, 2008

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plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

plonker by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

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Phonerbation

Having Phone sex, maasturbation with assistance

Oh hey honey lets Phonerbation tonight

Phonerbation by Peter J Cireus June 25, 2008

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