Poonicorns

A group of fantastical females. Ladies with a certain style and whimsy that congregate for nights on the town and sleepover parties.

Tonight, us poonicorns are going to drink some mai tais and saddle up our bikes to ride to an art party on the other side of town.

Poonicorns by Lindsey Gice October 20, 2007

pornicorn 

Someone wearing a strap-on dildo on their foreheads.

Like a Unicorn, but pornographic.

"I love it when Howard straps on the rubber dildo. He is my little pornicorn"

pornicorn by Kevirrrrooni November 6, 2006

Poonicorn 

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.

"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"

Poonicorn by King Benny February 25, 2009

Ponicorn 

A Ponicorn is part Pony, part Unicorn. They are rare creatures that only speak in Dolphin with the occasional Monkey sound. Ponicorn's are highly sought after pets as they can grant you 2.75 wishes.

It is a well known fact that Richard Branson, Oprah and Justin Bieber own Ponicorn's, however for obvious reasons they keep them hidden from the public.

If you ever meet a Ponicorn, repeat three portmonteaus in a row and it will give you a gift. Gifts range from small cars, cases of Canadian domestic beer, etc...

I saw a Ponicorn in the forest last night and it gave me this hickey.

I heard Oprah's Ponicorn poo's Christmas TV's!

Justin Bieber's Ponicorn wish was the reason he was in that Brazilian brothel.

Ponicorn by Berns-2013 December 19, 2013

penicorns 

Unicorn that instead of a horn at the top of its head it is a penis.

"Yo' dude, you see that penicorns over thurr."

Charlie the penicorn. (;
Candy Mountain Charlieeeeeeee.

penicorns by Jejamtrissiecishaa. January 12, 2009

Poonicorn 

A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.

I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!

Poonicorn by djzoos May 3, 2017

pornicorn 

Mythical creature that appears during the brief euphoria of orgasm during sexual intercourse. Its anatomy consists of:

4 Legs
4 Breasts
1 Octuplet Dildo (in place of tongue)

and of course...

a big, black, floppy donkey dick.

The pornicorn strode into the room as I came in her eye.

pornicorn by Bob and Ed September 17, 2008