Friend who never picks up your calls and doesn't return voicemails. Disappears for weeks without explanation and shows up to hang out when he's bored.
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poon·toc·ra·cy
noun: poontocracy
a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.
a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch
the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
noun: poontocracy
a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.
a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch
the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?
Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.
Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.
Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.
Example two
Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.
Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.
Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.
Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.
Example two
Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.
Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
by poondoggle June 8, 2018
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noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon
society governed by the woman
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon
society governed by the woman
Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.
Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.
Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.
Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.
Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018
Get the poontocracy mug.The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.
David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017
Get the Poophole Loophole mug.The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.
Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.
by ashassin April 20, 2008
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by RachaelRose September 15, 2006
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