Fockin'

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Used by neds/kevs/chavs instead of 'fucking'. This is due to an individual having extremely poor langauge skills, probably as a result of poor parenting, which snowballs to effect education & therefore the development of proper pronunciation & grammar.

May also appear as 'fokin'.

Kev: "Fockin innit bey."
Ned: "Fokin yea."

Fockin' by Traize July 4, 2005

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Fockin Reet

Said by Geordies when something good happens.
Direct Translation:"Fucking Right"
usually has like or man on the end of it.

Ah'm goin doon toon for stotties an beans like. Fockin reet man.
Fockin reet like.

Fockin Reet by Jim Hender September 16, 2007

fockin wanka

A very British way of saying ‘what a bitch’ or ‘what an asshole

Look at that fockin wanka, he’s such a loser

fockin wanka by chasersl July 1, 2021

fockin' dick'ed

someone who is completely rubbish.

"ye wot ye FOCKIN' DICK'ED"

fockin' dick'ed by ghost57 August 22, 2006

fockin lannesters

a slur directed at people who behave similarly to the lannisters from game of thrones mostly in reference to the incestous relationship between cersei and jaime usually with the adition of a fake irish accent

tim: so your wife cheated on you?

nick: yeah with her brother
matt: yikes that's fucked up man
bryce: this is why you don't trust fockin lannesters they're always fockin shagging they:re siblins

fockin lannesters by shaw miserix April 29, 2021

u fockin wot m8

A statement indicating extreme offense, also written in such a way as to give the impression of the phrase being pronounced with a British accent.

U fockin wot m8? Oi'll fock ye roight up!

u fockin wot m8 by lecxE tfosorciM January 30, 2017

unleash the fockin fury

1.) To shred madly and technically on a Fender stratocaster.
2.) A phrase to be used in case a "bitch" passanger on an airplane spills a glass of water on you out of spite, because she overheard your negative comments on homosexuals and disagreed.

"Joo've uleashed the fockin' fury... Joooo've unleashed the FOCKIN' FURY!"

unleash the fockin fury by Yngiwe Malmsteen November 11, 2003

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026