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Used by neds/kevs/chavs instead of 'fucking'. This is due to an individual having extremely poor langauge skills, probably as a result of poor parenting, which snowballs to effect education & therefore the development of proper pronunciation & grammar.

May also appear as 'fokin'.
Kev: "Fockin innit bey."
Ned: "Fokin yea."
Fockin' by Traize July 4, 2005
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Fockin Reet 

Said by Geordies when something good happens.
Direct Translation:"Fucking Right"
usually has like or man on the end of it.
Ah'm goin doon toon for stotties an beans like. Fockin reet man.
Fockin reet like.
Fockin Reet by Jim Hender September 16, 2007

fockin wanka

A very British way of saying ‘what a bitch’ or ‘what an asshole
Look at that fockin wanka, he’s such a loser
fockin wanka by chasersl July 1, 2021

fockin' dick'ed 

someone who is completely rubbish.
"ye wot ye FOCKIN' DICK'ED"
fockin' dick'ed by ghost57 August 22, 2006

fockin lannesters 

a slur directed at people who behave similarly to the lannisters from game of thrones mostly in reference to the incestous relationship between cersei and jaime usually with the adition of a fake irish accent
tim: so your wife cheated on you?

nick: yeah with her brother
matt: yikes that's fucked up man
bryce: this is why you don't trust fockin lannesters they're always fockin shagging they:re siblins

u fockin wot m8 

A statement indicating extreme offense, also written in such a way as to give the impression of the phrase being pronounced with a British accent.
U fockin wot m8? Oi'll fock ye roight up!
u fockin wot m8 by lecxE tfosorciM January 30, 2017

unleash the fockin fury 

1.) To shred madly and technically on a Fender stratocaster.
2.) A phrase to be used in case a "bitch" passanger on an airplane spills a glass of water on you out of spite, because she overheard your negative comments on homosexuals and disagreed.
"Joo've uleashed the fockin' fury... Joooo've unleashed the FOCKIN' FURY!"
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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