poonast

a gross, slimy residue or film commonly found on locker room floors.

omg, dude you just walked through the poonast puddle! sick!

yuck! you stepped in that poonast!

by fathomX9 October 29, 2005

poonstance

A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.

That guy just flashed me the poonstance and I looked right at it.

by Robble February 11, 2009

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

poonatic

A guy or girl addict to the "tang" or vagina.
(poon-a-tick)

Sally don't get involved with Jim he's a poonatic. He gets around.

by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007

Pootastic

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

by propart June 8, 2009

Sweet Sassy Poonassy

Refers to the area of skin between a female's Vagina and Anus. Maryland Slang.

"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"

"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.

by SavLE February 23, 2011

Pornastrophe

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.

Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......

by RackTranquility September 25, 2010