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The result of someone who has had surgery of the anus to make it look like a vagina. The poonass still functions like a regular ass, but offers visual features that are attractive to bulldykes and heterosexual experimentative males.
Johnny's poonass looks just like a real vagina!
poonass by Alex Knight April 26, 2005
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When you take a shit in your girl/guys ass and you rub it around as lotion
I preformed pooass last night in the bedroom.
Pooass by 69 Ass May 21, 2020
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Sweet Sassy Poonassy 

Refers to the area of skin between a female's Vagina and Anus. Maryland Slang.
"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"

"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.
Sweet Sassy Poonassy by SavLE February 23, 2011
'POOASS' Agreed
pooass by penislover69 February 7, 2022

Poocasso 

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.
I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.

My little Johnny is quite the Poocasso.
Poocasso by LuckyPunk777666 July 8, 2010
1. An anal region that has residual fecal matter after defecation. This fecal matter persists even after repeated wiping, due to it being caught in hair or continuing to come out of the anus. If due to the latter, it is likely the defecation did not come out whole and was cut short.

2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.
1. Crap I have poopass. No matter how many times I wipe it is still poopy. I need to shower.

2. Husband: Hey hun!

Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?
poopass by Poopass1 May 9, 2009

Poocasso 

When a person paints the wall behind the toilet with explosive diarrhea while attempting to sit. Also known as a photo finish. The best masterpieces are created after 12 beers and greasy mexican food.
My god! Someone created a poocasso in the men's bathroom!
Poocasso by Johnny Slipshot May 13, 2005
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