Phonanderthal

An individual who hasn't evolved to the point of owning a smartphone.

'I am sick of Gary the Phonanderthal wanting use maps on my phone. Why can't he just evolve?'

by Richmannnnnn February 12, 2014

Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.

That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.

by tttarafied January 19, 2022

Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.

That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.

by tttarafied January 19, 2022

Proganderthal

A nominally progressive person who attacks politically aligned legislators for not stomping loudly enough for the policies they want.

Jimmy Dore thinks AOC can just bring Medicare for All to a vote and burn down the congress if she doesn't get it, he's such a proganderthal.

by ThePlanBPill December 13, 2020