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poomeh by bryzalnizzle April 19, 2008
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poomergency
When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.
poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005
Poomah
To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:
body cleanse
drinking waaay too much
spicy food
body cleanse
drinking waaay too much
spicy food
Poomah by poomah expert February 5, 2010
pooneh
a girl who is like a flower (hints the hidden meaning behind the name) Usually featured with a hilarious and flirty personality
"Pooneh is the best person to hang around with!"
poomergency
A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.
I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.
poomergency by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009
Poomer
Someone who is into poo politics, or generally amused by humourous poo jokes. Can also be someone that dislikes poop.
John: "I think that the invasion of Poland by Nazi-Germany was wrong and utterly disgusting."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"
Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"
Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."
Poomer by Big poopoo peepee sex yes? December 14, 2019
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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