poomeh

An expression of extreme apathy, or possibly boredom. A portmanteau of the words 'poop' and 'meh'

Friend 1: How'd it go asking out that girl you like?

Friend 2: poomeh

by bryzalnizzle April 19, 2008

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

Poomah

To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:

body cleanse

drinking waaay too much
spicy food

Dude, I totally just POOMAH'd in the bathroom from all that Thai food.

by poomah expert February 5, 2010

pooneh

a girl who is like a flower (hints the hidden meaning behind the name) Usually featured with a hilarious and flirty personality

"Pooneh is the best person to hang around with!"

by jeonssky October 7, 2018

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

Poomer

Someone who is into poo politics, or generally amused by humourous poo jokes. Can also be someone that dislikes poop.

John: "I think that the invasion of Poland by Nazi-Germany was wrong and utterly disgusting."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"

Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."

by Big poopoo peepee sex yes? December 14, 2019

Poomph

Queer Slang

Said when someone has done something noticeable worthy of a recognition.
compliment on appearance.

Okaaayy poomph! I see you!!

When one of the "girls" does a dip at the ball "SNAP" okkaaay ouuww

by FTMTBEAR May 12, 2015