Poomph

Queer Slang

Said when someone has done something noticeable worthy of a recognition.
compliment on appearance.

Okaaayy poomph! I see you!!

When one of the "girls" does a dip at the ball "SNAP" okkaaay ouuww

by FTMTBEAR May 12, 2015

poomph

1. Retarded, as in sense of stupidity.

2. Ugly, bull-dog faced.

Yo, that girl is so poomph!

by Thalan November 8, 2006

poomph

Noun or verb describing the (usually bass) sound emitted with some force from someone's speakers, for example cars or a sound system. Poomph could also describe any perceivable pressure wave, or something being released, e.g. a stationary vehicle with engine still on, poomphing out unnecessary exhaust gases.

The neighbours are playing their music loudly again and I can hear the bassline going 'poomph poomph poomph'.

by Jodiepedia February 2, 2024

Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

poophemism

Asserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.

How one might implement a poophemism:

*Family at the table eating*

You: "Be right back, just going on a short logging expedition"

by LukeRam April 11, 2010

poophoria

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.

Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.

by ashassin April 20, 2008

poomeh

An expression of extreme apathy, or possibly boredom. A portmanteau of the words 'poop' and 'meh'

Friend 1: How'd it go asking out that girl you like?

Friend 2: poomeh

by bryzalnizzle April 19, 2008