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1. Retarded, as in sense of stupidity.

2. Ugly, bull-dog faced.
Yo, that girl is so poomph!
poomph by Thalan November 8, 2006
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Noun or verb describing the (usually bass) sound emitted with some force from someone's speakers, for example cars or a sound system. Poomph could also describe any perceivable pressure wave, or something being released, e.g. a stationary vehicle with engine still on, poomphing out unnecessary exhaust gases.
The neighbours are playing their music loudly again and I can hear the bassline going 'poomph poomph poomph'.
poomph by Jodiepedia February 2, 2024

Poophole Loophole 

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.
David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!
Poophole Loophole by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

poophemism

Asserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.
How one might implement a poophemism:

*Family at the table eating*

You: "Be right back, just going on a short logging expedition"
poophemism by LukeRam April 11, 2010

poophoria 

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.
Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.
poophoria by ashassin April 20, 2008
An expression of extreme apathy, or possibly boredom. A portmanteau of the words 'poop' and 'meh'
Friend 1: How'd it go asking out that girl you like?

Friend 2: poomeh
poomeh by bryzalnizzle April 19, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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