poojectile

When you strain really hard to lay down a fart but inadvertently end up shooting out a piece of poo instead. I.e. a projectile made of poo.

"I tried to let one rip but ended up launching a poojectile instead. I had to wash my undies."

by not doing my essay November 21, 2005

Poojectile

When you have a large ass chocolate bar built up, and when you finally get the chance to release. There's no control over your sphincter.

I went to Taco Bell and ordered the 15 taco party pack. Later on that night, a poojectile ensued.

by SavBot May 8, 2015

Projectile boredom

Constantly yawning due to boredom.

Kurt got a case of projectile boredom today in the accounting lecture.

by Kurdtav January 2, 2011

projectile vomited

1. when one is almost scared or surprised with something so heinous and disgusting that the contents of their bowels come up so fast as vomit that it lands some distance from the vomitee
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them

- "when i saw shelia without makeup on for the first time i projetile vomited"
- "my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other"
- "let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited"

by bobefet November 7, 2008

Projectile Vomiting

When you can vomit in someones face who is on the other side of the room from you.

I ate some week old burritos and ended up projectile vomiting across the room.

by frostystevens January 19, 2011

Erectile Projectile

A penis which is full of semen, waiting to explode.

-removes my boxers and my member is a erectile projectile ready to be used-

by Omg_an_erectile_projectile October 23, 2010

projectile vomit

When one vomits with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth. Must be performed with the head facing forward for best results.

Man, I was so drunk last night, I projectile vomited from my couch clear across the room and hit the wall!

by DarkRob2000 July 22, 2008