poojack

To defecate whilst orgasming from masturbation.

I poojacked while I was on the john

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Poojaculate

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.

Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!

by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

pooback

Tyler heffernan

Have you seen pooback recently?

by Pooback boy October 5, 2019

poosack

A replacement for the word "crap", "poop", or "turd"

1.) Dude, I took a major poosack in your bathroom.

by Toilette Spray August 30, 2011

popjacked

When a pop singer makes a reference to an iconic singer or song to add value to their song.

Miley Cyrus totally popjacked Jay-z in her single Party in the USA

by GudLdr October 3, 2015

poopjack

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.

I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!

by GuitarMarshall February 18, 2011

poopjack

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.

Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.

by B'jackoff October 15, 2004