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a word to describe a lads surfing style. it can be used when the surfing lad bends his knees and looks like he is pumpin a steamy nug. also when a particularly tall dude goes to pash a relatively short chick and again has to bend his knees to make him look hes punching a grommet
"he surfs poo-man"

see junior he was goin poo-man with that skankhoe
poo-man by jimbo February 16, 2004
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A person who takes the activity of draining to the extreme of exploring sanitary sewers.
"st00p is cool isn't he!"

"Yeah! He's a Poo Man of the highest calibre"
Poo Man by Drain0r July 25, 2007

Poo-man-two 

Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously
wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.
Poo-man-two by hugecockjohnson June 29, 2009

poo man chu 

A poo man chu is the poo mustache one gets when giving an rj to a girl that does not know how to wipe well.
I was lik'n this bitch's rusty bucket the other night, and when I was done I smelt poo on my lip, so I checked in the mirror and realized that ho gave me a poo man chu.

Poo Man Group 

the Poo Man Group is formed during a profound bukakke session in which the males forming the circle around the unfortunate slut reach deeply into their own anuses to scoop out a bum cigar. In a coordinated fashion, they bellow the chorus of "I Feel Love" whilst whipping their brown blobs at the unsuspecting snow swallower.
As the Poo Man Group "performed," the soiled skank ducked for cover but was covered before the second verse.
Poo Man Group by the apoontice December 7, 2009

Poo-man-shoe 

When you attempt to have sleep sex with your girlfriend but was unaware she was loaded on constipation meds all day and ended up in a shitty situation.
So robin was telling me how she gave frank a poo-man-shoe last night and we couldn't stop laughing. That's What he gets for trying to sleep rape her.
Poo-man-shoe by Scrilla Don't Lie January 23, 2019

Poo-man-chu

The act of unknowingly performing a mustache ride in reverse and suffering the physical consequences and repercussions of this task, hence, a goatee/mustache full of dingle berries.
I totally thought that cody was giving his sister a full frontal stache trip but that mofo came out with a poo-man-chu.
Poo-man-chu by johnathon michael October 12, 2011
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