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The act of unknowingly performing a mustache ride in reverse and suffering the physical consequences and repercussions of this task, hence, a goatee/mustache full of dingle berries.

I totally thought that cody was giving his sister a full frontal stache trip but that mofo came out with a poo-man-chu.

Poo-man-chu by johnathon michael October 12, 2011

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poo man chu

A poo man chu is the poo mustache one gets when giving an rj to a girl that does not know how to wipe well.

I was lik'n this bitch's rusty bucket the other night, and when I was done I smelt poo on my lip, so I checked in the mirror and realized that ho gave me a poo man chu.

poo man chu by Super fly cockboy July 6, 2008

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poo manchu

The poo manchu is similar to a dirty sanchez, however additional lines of poo are drawn perpendicular to the horizonal mustache. Similar to a fu-manchu, except with shit.

I was banging this girl and things got freaky. She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez, so she asked for a poo manchu.

poo manchu by B Kuhl December 28, 2009

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Poo Manchu

To draw a fecal moustache on your partner using your finger or penis after having anal sex.
Alternate definition, see Dirty Sanchez.

Although she wasn't Asian or male, Darlene sure looked the part after her lover gave her a Poo Manchu.

Poo Manchu by Su Nam April 23, 2006

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Poo Manchu

A fecal moustache, applied with the penis or finger following anal coitus, resembling the Fu Manchu moustache of Sino-origin

Dude, I gave that bitch a poo manchu last night.

Poo Manchu by Harold P. Whitcomb June 22, 2008

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Poo Manchu

The result of a dodgy Chinese takeaway, normally felt the morning after.
Usually follows a series of Phew Manchus ( post Chinese love puffs).

That's the last time I go to Flaming Eye , this morning I was attacked by poo Manchu.

Poo Manchu by Hwun Hung Low February 17, 2023

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poo manchu

when a woman has a bearded asshole strongly resembling the mustache and goatee of a chinese wiseman.

yo I was just about to eat her asshole when I was stared in the face by her poo manchu

poo manchu by jman31 February 21, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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