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the shit i eat when your mom comes to town
me: hey jimmy your mom is in town.
jimmy: aww man that means you're gonna eat her poo nan.
poo nan by mikepettyson January 25, 2008
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poo nani 

joe ritzma doesnt get any poo nani
poo nani by Anonymous January 12, 2003

poo nanny 

Penny poo nanny 

A large amount of pennies going to the bank
I have a bag of penny's poo nanny and I'm going to the bank to cash them in,then I'll know how much penny poo nanny has.
Penny poo nanny by anonymous October 31, 2021

poo nanny 

a household domestic worker with specific duties. in very wealthy homes, children are often assigned nannies for certain tasks, such as dressing, going out, or school. the poo nanny is employed specifically to children being potty trained. her skills ease a child's entry to the world of toilet usage, and good poo nannies are worth every penny they earn.
mater: oh dear, i think we need to arrange for a poo nanny for junior, dear. how else will he become toilet trained?
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.

poo poo nanners

Poo Poo Nanners - any form of fesces, or a way of describing something which is shitty in large proportions.
Hey nigga watch out for that poo poo nanners der on da floor.
poo poo nanners by Tnugggz March 5, 2009
someone who is not being fun or is acting like a downer. an un-agreeable person.
quit being such a poo-naner and come out with us.
poo-naner by hollilau May 1, 2006
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