ponwed 

lamer type for Owned when some one accidently hits the the letter p in place of of infront of the letter O, was addaptid as a real word used by lamer people like you, to make them selvs "diffrent" and sound kewl

Oh, I powned you in the face with a rocket launcher!!

Bitched I powned you!!

ponwed by RaTt May 13, 2005

poned in the zoink 

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

poned in the zoink by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021

Koi-Ponded 

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

Koi-Ponded by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

Koi Ponded 

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

Koi Ponded by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

powned 

A complete mispelling of an already mispelled word....pwned. People only use this spelling of the word when they are trying to be extra-retarded.

"I powned Jameel in Counterstrike"
"Your momma got powned last night"

powned by JameelVega October 6, 2005

poned 

To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.

I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).

poned by blackholedying October 12, 2008

ponied 

Originated while playing DOTA, used as a taunt after killing a player character. First used by dota player MyLittlePonies around summer 2004.

I ponied that guy, or PONIED!

ponied by Moose_411 July 9, 2005