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a. After an extreme night of partying, you bring a girl back to your place (or hers) and you two start fucking.If she blacks out, and you hit an extreme rage because you are left with a full on boner but don't want to keep going because of moral standings, take it upon yourself to go into an extreme masturbation mode and blow your load on her face. Deny all knowledge of the act if asked by her or any associates.
Guy 1: "Man, did you take that smoking hot chick back to your place last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, but she was so hammered drunk she passed out about half way through, so i got mad and i powed her."
Guy 1: "Wow, thats way better than raping her man, good for you!!"
Powed by lester the court jester August 30, 2011
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The act of becoming a POW
In the Good the Bad and the Ugly, Eastwood gets POWed
POWed by Sentinel Node April 23, 2006
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strong power thank you 

A quick translation of "thank you for always giving us strength" by Namjoon of the Korean hip-hop boy group BTS. ARMYs, BTS' fans, now use it to thank someone or express their gratitude in a comical way.
I'm so proud of ARMYs! Strong power thank you!

rice paddy power 

An elusive power only possessed by the pure Asian (esp. of non pale skin). It allows astonishing powers in Math and Science. The power has been confirmed by celebrated author Malcolm Gladwell in his book, Outliers. The power allows for all stereotyped Asian properties and excels in giving super math skills when compared to pale skinned humans.
How did you get a 1735% on the test? My rice paddy power.
rice paddy power by RPPower September 8, 2019

cum powder 

The golden dust that out lord and saviour Dre Drexler mixes with urine to produce a delicious nectar that he consumes and then regurgitates back us....his children.

Discovered by our brave soldiers Cody Ko and Noel Miller
Cody: Dude, you're drinking cum powder?! EW DUDE!
Noel: WHAT THE FUCK!
cum powder by Clooog October 31, 2019

Jerome Powell 

The 16th and incumbent Chair of the Federal Reserve.

Otherwise known as the guy who fucks your puts on SPY by making the printers go brrrrr.
"Shit, my puts on SPY are worthless thanks to Jerome Powell and his printers"
Jerome Powell by Long $TP May 9, 2020

Hell and powder house 

(Jamaican)
Any situation that will result in commotion with a person or take a bad turn quickly.
Hmm right now when Jorgy gets back ah hell and powder house. Look how you damaged the crops in the yard.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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