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A really good person, who is really easy to laugh with, and also has a big, powerful, strong, gurthy, vaney, muscle-y penis.
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That man is a real ponsler
ponsler by Earn dick head March 13, 2017
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Derived from the word 'pon' which means to skip something. describes one who skips certain events
Man 1: "eh why you never come to school"
Man 2: "cos i dont want to"
Man 1: "fucking ponster"
ponster by ZamZamZam March 3, 2019
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A person who is uptight or agitated all the time, to a rude extent.
I was talking to Brian today, and all that came out of his mouth was pessimistic stuff. He's being such a pinsler.
Pinsler by sweetbiscotti August 6, 2020

ponglert 

A long dark turd that leaves a stain in your toilet even after a double flush!
My girlfriend is coming over and i need to clean my toilet! Damn that ponglert

I just dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool and they will not go away...Ponglerts are the worst!
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A person who is uptight or agitated all the time, to a rude extent.
"Meg flipped a table when she lost at monopoly, what a pinsler!"
pinsler by Andrew Tomson August 6, 2020

ponglert 

Long dark turd that leaves a streak in the toilet even after you have double flushed.
Damn that ponglert, i am going to have to scrub the toilet before my girl comes over tonight!
ponglert by P-diddlediddle January 1, 2009
An annoying and likely racist morman
That damn posler tried to sell me a morman bible and a basket of cotton
posler by Goml29 May 23, 2016
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