a faith followed by book written by a guy that translated out of a hat from golden plates. who wouldnt show anyone else because he was commanded so.. re-wrote the book and it was different to the original copy, IRONIC???
Tiny civilized religious people who have different ways of believing in God and Jesus because there grumpy little bastards! They can only said the word "morman"
The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have trueintercourse before marriage.
Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."