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ponser

to not belive you can do it but you still do it
I was ponser to do the spelling bee
by disha.giridhar@gmail.com November 1, 2022
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ponkers

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
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ponderize

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.
This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.
by bk_urb November 26, 2015
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Ponder

To think and care
Ponder - To wonder and to care
by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021
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Ponder

When someone is impressed by this person or to think before the decision is made by with care.
He Ponder when he heard of her name.
by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021
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art poser

Someone who completely lacks any artistic talent or creativity whatsoever. Always talking about themselves and their "work", these people go to great lengths to appear as real artists. Art posers have never had an original thought or idea in their lives but act as though everything they do is groundbreaking and original. They always hang together in little cliques and are highly suspicious of any "outsider"--particularly real artists who might expose them for what they really are. The titles of their "work" are always pretentious and completely meaningless; for example, a grey canvas with a small pink spot in one corner, titled "The Juxtaposition of Random Gratification #109." The lengthy descriptions they give of their "work" consist of rambling pseudointellectual bullshit that took 25 times the amount of time to compose than the actual piece itself; this is to compensate for the fact that the work only took 15 minutes to make, with no artistic ability at all. Art posers are typically so delusional that they don't realize how delusional they are. Art posers always worship Andy Warhol and strive to be just like him. Art posers often stand around in galleries, pretending to find deep meaning in other art posers' work. They frequently use the word "ambiguous" and will spend half an hour offering a pseudointellectual analysis of a grey, or blank canvas. Art posers have been known to mistake light switches in galleries as part of the sculptural exhibit.
Tasha is such an art poser.

This gallery sucks, what a bunch of art posers!
by Muscoffo August 17, 2015
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poser

To pose: To pretend, to be somebody you're not, to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.
Don't be such a Thomas, you only listen to Metal because all of your "friends" do, you big poser!
by MechaniX March 10, 2008
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