poncilious
A punctilious ponce.
The poncilious way James Comey still tries to take the moral high road, after all he did to us, makes me sick.
poncilious by fdb;dfb January 13, 2021
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Pencilius Dickitus
Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.
Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007
Related Words
Pencillious
-Of or being of pencil like.
-Having the same physical properties as a pencil
-a drawing or writing impliment with the main drawing/writing element incased withinn a material ie, wood,plastic,plaster,metal / any material solid.
(Word created by Robert Cutting, October 2007.)
-Having the same physical properties as a pencil
-a drawing or writing impliment with the main drawing/writing element incased withinn a material ie, wood,plastic,plaster,metal / any material solid.
(Word created by Robert Cutting, October 2007.)
*A crayon is pencillious, a drawing/writing element incased withinn paper.
*A pen is pencillious, a drawing/writing impliment located withinn a plastic tube
*Graphite sticks are NOT pencillious if left bare, neither are the two main elements/materials when not combined.
*A pen is pencillious, a drawing/writing impliment located withinn a plastic tube
*Graphite sticks are NOT pencillious if left bare, neither are the two main elements/materials when not combined.
Pencillious by Robert - Cutting February 13, 2008
punctilious
punctilious by zoe n May 17, 2005
pontillious
1. of ,like,or having to do with te pope and all his popely pimpin
2. just plain sweet...super pimptacular
(also, pontifficus, pontilliating,pontillicious)
2. just plain sweet...super pimptacular
(also, pontifficus, pontilliating,pontillicious)
pontillious by zch w. February 17, 2003
Poncilitis
AKA Noncilitis
An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.
Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.
An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.
Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.
'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.
Poncilitis by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021
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pengilious by Ola Yinka May 20, 2019
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