Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.
Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
Pengilicious is a word for something which is so extremely cool. Words similar are peng and peng ting. Pengilicious is only used for things which are next level pengness. Pengilicious is on the higher side of the pengness scale. Only the cool people use the word pengilicious.
Person one: "omg look at them, they are so cool"
Person two: "I know right, you cod even say they are pengilicious."
means amazingly cool. something thats pengilicious could be something you're jealous of, you want, or you think the person who owns it (could be shoes, a hoody, hair?) it should be happy to own it.
'that is PENGILICIOUS, fam' said _______ about _____'s new outfit.
A rare disease that means your severely allergic to the male organs such as the penis, if contact is made you will go into anaphylactic shock and need urgent medical attention and an Eppy pen !!!
So ladies keep your vaginas shut because you could have this rare disease/allergy
I have penilitus !
Wdym what is penilitus ?
I will have to go to hospital if I make contact with a penis in a sexualway !