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'what my lucky bastard of a friend kier can do given the proper inspiration... polygasm... I HATE YOU KIER! WITH ENVIOUS RAGE!
polygasm by Wrath of Kleptos January 13, 2009
Polygamist Simp
One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.
This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.
Polygamist Simp by yessirsimp October 1, 2020
Polygamist Opportunist
Someone who promiscuously or loosely invests their time in no fewer than four businesses, hoping that some of them would be obscenely profitable.
By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.
Polygamist Opportunist by Fasters August 18, 2023
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Bird Polygamist by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022
Polygamist
Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.
Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Probable polygamist conversations:
"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"
"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"
"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
Polygamist by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013
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