Polygamise

To make somebody your wife/husband by force. They cannot refuse this offer.

Oh my God! Did Zak just polygamise her?!

by UnclePalpy December 6, 2019

polygamist

someone who is married to two or more people at the same time

"The polygamist has problems in his marriage."

by [e-mail] May 23, 2006

Polygamist Simp

One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.

This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.

by yessirsimp October 1, 2020

Polygamist Opportunist

Someone who promiscuously or loosely invests their time in no fewer than four businesses, hoping that some of them would be obscenely profitable.

By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.

by Fasters August 18, 2023

polygamize

To create the illusion that a woman is part of a polygamist organization usually through clothing choice and hair styling.

"Did you see Judy's hair today?"
"Yeah, I think she likes to polygamize..."

by LovelyLaura May 14, 2008

Bird Polygamist

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.

Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.

by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022

Oblivious Poligamist

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.

Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!

by fabulousllama June 18, 2014