polygafist 

A man with three wives - his left hand, his right hand and his wedded wife. He is liable to have relations with any of of these wives, although he may favor one over the other. Polygafistism, once strongly accepted and encouraged, has recently been banned by the Mormon Church

"As a 'polygafist,' I am never out of options.." ...
or, ..... "I am a 'polygafist' AND ambidextrous - I am the luckiest guy ion the world!"

polygafist by fatngassy April 12, 2008

polygamist 

someone who is married to two or more people at the same time

"The polygamist has problems in his marriage."

polygamist by [e-mail] May 23, 2006

Polygamist Simp 

One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.

This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.

Polygamist Simp by yessirsimp October 1, 2020

Polygamist Opportunist 

Someone who promiscuously or loosely invests their time in no fewer than four businesses, hoping that some of them would be obscenely profitable.

By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.

Polygamist Opportunist by Fasters August 18, 2023

Polygacest

Having multiple husbands/wives while they are also a part of your immediate family.

John: Whoa, Johnny is on his annual Polygacest date today.
Joe: Yeah, I can't believe he's married to three of his sisters.

Polygacest by Dank Memeroni January 4, 2018

Bird Polygamist 

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.

Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.

Bird Polygamist by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022

polygunist 

1. A collector of guns.
2. A person that is in a condition of registered ownership with more than one firearm. The firearms and their owner are in an informed, honest arrangement and they openly participate in shooting activities where multiple guns are involved.

3. A person who has an uncontrollable addiction to the possession of firearms. They are constantly thinking about their next acquisition and whether they have enough room in their gunsafe. They read shooting magazines (gun porn) for the advertisements and not the articles. Their desire for more guns is often irrational and they justify new additions with flimsy arguments based on need for such features as: longer range, more power, faster shooting, lighter barrel, heavier barrel, pink cerakote and so on..and on. The Polygunist is in a continual battle to find time to shoot their ever growing assembly of firearms lest the gun be crowned safe queen, which is a certified insult to all operable firearms.

David, the polygunist , took so long to load all of his guns and gear into the truck on range day that his neighbors reported him to the police under suspicion of being a terrorist.

polygunist by Drop-Bear October 13, 2016