polsroid 

As in something being short lived or something that happend in a small amount of time.

The neighbors dogs death was polsroid.

polsroid by Pimpotron September 13, 2020

polaroid 

The only medium used by the German artist Stefanie Schneider. Her work was the main reason that Florian Kaps bought the last Polaroid factory in Holland before it was demolished, creating 'impossible film'.

Polaroid photographs develop instantly without using a darkroom.

polaroid by Stefanie Schneider August 25, 2016

Polaroid Avoid 

Someone who is fun to look at, but not worth the time to develop anything (e.g. a relationship or hookup) with.

Oh man, I saw Stephanie at the party last night, but I had to give her a Polaroid Avoid since she's kind of dumb

Polaroid Avoid by Piscineinthewind August 15, 2010

double polaroid 

Male genital erection.

A slang phrase adopted by Dave Lister in an episode of British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf when presented with 2 polaroid images by former mechanoid Kryten who's coming terms with his all-new human status.

'No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid.'

double polaroid by Danny_G13 July 7, 2005

Polaroid Love

Jake Sim

He’s showing me polaroid love for sure. I am definitely going to simp for him.

Polaroid Love by Maneul January 24, 2022

polaroid 

Brand-name famous for instant film and cameras, whose popularity spanned from the 1960s through the 90s, until it was shadowed by digital photography.

After two rounds of chapter 11 bankruptcy, in 2009 Polaroid exited the film market, despite the niche market that still exists. Remaining packs of Polaroid film, including expired packs, fetch insane amounts of money on eBay.

In the meantime, the corpse of the Polaroid Corporation is being raped by Lady Gaga. The company re-entered the instant film market in 2010; although initially announced to be the return of 600 film, the end-result was really the Fujifilm Instax camera and film in drag.

Most older "pack film" cameras can still be used; they accept Fuji's FP-100C color, and/or FP-3000b black and white films.

New film for the "integral film" cameras has been re-invented and released by The Impossible Project, but is still under heavy-development.

Don't bother with Polaroid film that expired before 2004... either the chemicals will be dried-up, or the battery will be a dud.

polaroid by Self-destructing Chicken Bird March 5, 2011

shake it like a Polaroid picture 

Comes from the song Hey Ya! by a group called Outkast intoning women to shake it out on the dance floor. Refers back to when people used to wave around or fan their instant photos in order to dry them. The popularity of this song/phrase caused the Polaroid company to put out a press release warning people NOT to shake today's Polaroids because it would ruin them.

She knew how to attract men: she would get out on the dance floor and shake it like a Polaroid picture!

shake it like a Polaroid picture by geekgurl September 25, 2004